Why?

I’m sorry, but this is your marketing?

Parody. Still.

Really?

Because what I need is yet another social networking service run by frat boys.

Hey wait-can you make me a hottie too? Do you have an Oregon Trail application? I can’t wait to show this to MY KIDS, because you know we mommybloggers just love to share everything with our kids.

Maybe I need to write an open letter to start up companies to grow the hell up, because their viral video marketing is just SOOOOOO professional and classy.

I guess they didn’t watch my show tonight to learn all about how women are the majority of web users.

Their loss.