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So the whole kids “exploring their body parts”…Totally normal, right?
But what about exploring other peoples’ body parts???
Had you hung around our house this weekend, you would have heard these phrases…

“Stop grabbing your brother’s penis”
“Stop touching my nipples”
“Stop touching your mother’s nipples”
“No, no…We don’t stick our fingers up there”
“Let go of my boob”
“No, don’t grab Daddy there”
“Stop touching my nipples!”

and finally…Apparently Sarah has seeped into our brain too much lately…

“I need TP! For my bunghole!”

We are so classy.


  1. The other day (well a week or two ago) Claudia pointed at her vagina and said “Where penis go?”

  2. I really need to get to work on that dungeon…

  3. Oddly enough, Sarah, during our weekend getaway I uttered that same thing to Ken. Hmmmm. Coincidence? I think not.

    Oh, mine didn’t really have a question mark at the end. It was a declarative sentence.

  4. Jack is really big on nipples right now. (I almost typed Joe, and he is, but that would have been a bit off topic)
    He (Jack) is also fond of his junk. Boys.

  5. Cordy is very interested in my nipples. If she sees me with my top off, she runs over and wants to touch my nipples. Sorry kid, you had your chance and chose to give it up early.

    Of course, she’s also learning that she can pull herself up onto the couch by grabbing my nipples, and that is NOT fun at all. Ow.

  6. We hope it’s not an omen of things to come, but whenever Ruby is in the tub with EITHER her brother OR her Father she is single-mindedly obsessed with GETTING THE PENIS. She can’t be distracted…”MUST. GET. PENIS.” What will become of her? 🙂

  7. I think we’re screwed oh the joys. I think we are screwed.

    I’m calling the convent now, shall I reserve a spot for Ruby too?

  8. Hee. My little one has moved from her boob obsession to a belly-buttom obsession. Ever see a toddler try to look under the shirt of the woman in line in front of you at Target. Hard to explain.

  9. I’ve been really lucky so far. I think it’s because my kids always take a bath together. They see it everyday, and so the novelty wore off.

  10. You know what? I’m glad I came back here tonight because it’s a timely topic. I’m cleaning out a bathroom drawer and my daugther happens upon Tampax. I’m all, “Uhm. You don’t need to know about these until you’re older.”
    And she’s all, “I KNOW already. These are pee-pee sticks.”

    Yeah. Right. Let’s just leave it at then then…

  11. Oh. It’s so early here and I’m laughing so loud. Lololol!

  12. All I have to say is there’s a lot of nipple action going on at your house. -laughing- Too cute.

  13. Sounds like our house…except it’s all me talking to The Boyfriend. LOL

  14. I’m not sure whether I should be amused … or worried. — Jessada.

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