Worst. Vacation. Ever.

While our entire cottage pukes, please enjoy this video. Blame the Kaiser

Tell me that’s a joke. Please. Please. please. PLEASE.


  1. I just about DIED finding that video last year. It is SOOOOO tounge in cheek (obviously!) Compare it to the real lyrics – it’s really close!

    “My bible study don’t want none unless you got book, hun”

    Thanks for the great laugh!

  2. Once again – holy shit! Ha ha ha! Thanks, Kaiser. Queen, I hope the puking stops soon!

  3. I’m torn……..do I show my mother in law (devout Jehovah Witness) or just my husband? It’s a tough one.

    My son likes the “funny looking guy with mommy’s jewelry on”. He’s crazy.

    My bling is platinum dammit.

  4. Erin, I hate to bother you with this while you are 1. on vacation and 2. dealing with puking, but your site is messed up in Firefox again. Thought you’d want to know.

    That video-ha!

  5. I think it’s rather catchy.

    No seriously. I’m singing it right now. 😛

  6. I don’t know about their intent, but it certainly is a joke!

    A “KJB”….oh lord…..I wanna git witcha because your bible’s got pictures.

    That is THE best thing I’ve seen online. Hilarious!

  7. LOL, brilliant.

  8. Well, baby..I wanna read witchya…cause your bible’s got pictures!!! I love that…

    By the way. Baby got back. Love it.

  9. A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya!

  10. Oh I just know there is some church group somewhere showing this to be hip. It makes me hurt all over.

  11. Let me just say it again.
    I love the Kaiser.

    I just love him.


  12. I hope you all feel better soon. It really sucks to be sick on vaction…

  13. . . .

    no. words.

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