“Daddy…wanna be a chipmunk?”
“Umm. Sure, How?”
“Eat chips.”
“There is a bra on Elmo’s head.”
“The Smurf record is NOT for throwing.”
“You’re in your thinking chair because you head-butted your sister.”
“No. My butt is DOWN HERE, Mamma.”
“Because we took our infant and toddler to a German restaurant to eat wieners and watch
an old guy in lederhosen play guitar and do the chicken dance.”
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