Blogher is ON IT

News you should know….go see me at Blogher today.

And for those who don’t want to be in the know, and prefer mindless entertainment:

The Kaiser and I have successfully ended the dry spell here in the Royal Kingdom, but not without laughter. I told him about my horrible day yesterday while we were, ahem…undressing. His response? “It’s about to get a whooooooooooole lot better.”

I’ve decided all men are really just 16-year-old boys.

The Count farted in school this morning and told me “Miss Debbie does not think ‘Smell the Love’ is funny, right Miss Debbie?” The Queen exited the classroom with a red face. The Kaiser will pay.

11 thoughts on “Blogher is ON IT

  1. jennifer_starfall

    i think “smell the love” is funny. but then again, i haven’t heard it thirty bazillion times…

    and yes, men are all just 16 year old boys. mine wildly humps my leg with an obliviously innocent look on his face while i brush my teeth at night. hilarious.

    yes, i mean my husband.

  2. Christina

    Oh boy, smell the love has now entered school talk? Yes, paybacks are in order.

    LOL – I agree that men are all 16 year old boys. Sex with them will make everything better, right?

    Oh, and I read your post at BlogHer, and I have to share what Aaron said at lunch today: with DeLay resigning and this news, it could possibly be the best. week. ever.

  3. Erin S.

    I made the mistake of sharing this post with my husband. He’s now enthused about having kids, I think so that he can teach them just this type of thing. Ha! We’ll see about that.

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