Stick Your Pampered Chef Up Your Ass

Raise your hand if you have to go to a pampered chef/tupperwear/naughty lingerie/home accent/wrought iron sconce I don’t need/and/or/candle party in the next few weeks.

I’m done. I’m not going. I’m not buying the crap to help you out or to stick in my guest bathroom.

I’m not going for the food or the free drinks or the mingling with other women I only know from seeing them at some school function last winter.

I’m not going to throw a party so you can get the extra large hurricane vase and I can get a 20-percent discount.

I’m not going to ask the same people I ask every single time to come. And I’m not going to go to their parties because they’ve run out of new people at work to invite.

I’m not going to feel obligated to buy something cheap so you can get your discount. I’m not going to make people I know feel obligated to buy something from me because I bought at their last party.

I’m not going to be tricked into thinking I need 2 dozen plum scented votive candles. I’m not going to buy yet another measuring cup that can’t seem to measure the solids or the liquids correctly after the first dishwasher safe cycle.

I’m not going to feel bad, either.

Stop the madness.


  1. Mary Kate says:

    I’ve been a Pampered Chef consultant since 2005. When I first joined, I was looking for some extra income and didn’t know the products very well. My director was so enthusiastic that I decided to try it out despite a previous bad experience with direct sales. I was so hooked on the products, and have had such fun with the guests at my parties, that I’m still in the business, despite several significant life changes that made me consider leaving (birth of my 2 sons, death of my father). I have also worked at Bed, Bath, and Beyond– and I can tell you that Pampered Chef products ARE more expensive than the “cheap stuff,” but are priced comparably to the high-quality items. They say you get what you pay for- and it’s 100% true.

  2. PC has some really great products. The stonewear is great but my favorite utensil they have is the kithchen shears…..I coud not live w/ou them. I ue them everyday to open food packaging or cut chicken or to trim my hedges outside…(I serioiusly did that once) The shears are approximately 12-13 years old and they still work.. They are starting to seem a little dull so I am going to buy another pair. Seriously, the product is a must have ladies!!



  5. Wow! I suggest you guys funnel this hostility towards something that really matters like our national debt and waste of tax dollars. I have been to many Osmoered Chefs parties and I have no complaints. They were fun and the products unique and of good quality. Plus I believe they have a lifetime guarantee but I could be wrong. I’ve had some items 15 yrs or more. Geez … If you don’t want to go, then don’t go!

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  8. My husband and I watch a lot of cooking shows and have taken quite a few cooking classes. Nowhere has anyone recommended Pampered Chef. In fact when I mentioned it I got a giggle from a chef. If you notice most chefs or people that cook a lot don’t even use a bunch of implements and Pampered Chef is full of things you really don’t need. Of course where you take the classes are going to puch what they sell but said if you need cheaper every day things get OXO. I get mine at Bed Bath and Beyond but other stores sell them as well. I saw one poster saying that people hate Pampered Chef because they can’t afford it. Trust me, I can afford it, I just don’t want to buy into the hype, I’m a serious cook. I havent bought Pampered Chef in years after several products didn’t perform they way they should have. Of course the consultants are going to defend their products, they’re trying to make money. I doubt any of them took culinary classes. It’s just a business.

  9. Susan
    You crack me up!!! I have taken several cooking & culinary classes and I sell Pampered Chef!!! Of corse they are going to laugh they are selling you their things. You can go ahead and keep buying your things from Bed Bath and Beyond but I bet they don’t come with warranties. Good luck with your cooking I personally LOVE Pampersd Chef & that’s why I choose to sell it and I made that choice after many years of different cooking classes. P.S. I can afford more expensive things as well but I choose quality.

  10. You are very funny! I sell alot of stuff and do try to make it a fun night out

  11. Sonya Parker says:

    Just tried to get a replacement lid for the large covered baker. Was told they didn’t have any – like they never drop a bottom? I could, however, opt to buy a new one for $85.00. They can stick that idea up their collective asses because I’m heading over to eBay to get one for $38.00.

  12. Sonya,

    The reason they cannot replace the lid only, is the two parts are made to go together/fit. However, in the field, we know that most people will use any lid for it. Please contact me and you can have one of my lids for $10 plus shipping chefmom at flash dot net

    This is not a reason to dismiss the quality of Pamp Chef…. I am here to help

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  17. elizabeth says:

    the first pampered chef products I ever purchased came with the brand name “Zyliss” on them. This was about 10 years ago, but really?! I can buy products of that brand at local Wegmans supermarket for less money and no delivery wait! Some fraud was going on there….also I hate how Pampered chef recipes tell you to use all of their products within the recipe – i.e. “using your Pampered Chef measuring cups add 1/2 cup flour” etc. As if we are all a bunch of dummies that can’t figure out a recipe without their products – insulting selling tactics. Disgusted with this company and hope they go out of business now that the internet has made their product parties unnecessary, and takes the pressure off party guests who feel obliged to buy PC stuff so they won’t let the party hostess down.. down. ary – (where guests are influenced to purchase their wares because we don’t want to let our host down


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