Stick Your Pampered Chef Up Your Ass

Raise your hand if you have to go to a pampered chef/tupperwear/naughty lingerie/home accent/wrought iron sconce I don’t need/and/or/candle party in the next few weeks.

I’m done. I’m not going. I’m not buying the crap to help you out or to stick in my guest bathroom.

I’m not going for the food or the free drinks or the mingling with other women I only know from seeing them at some school function last winter.

I’m not going to throw a party so you can get the extra large hurricane vase and I can get a 20-percent discount.

I’m not going to ask the same people I ask every single time to come. And I’m not going to go to their parties because they’ve run out of new people at work to invite.

I’m not going to feel obligated to buy something cheap so you can get your discount. I’m not going to make people I know feel obligated to buy something from me because I bought at their last party.

I’m not going to be tricked into thinking I need 2 dozen plum scented votive candles. I’m not going to buy yet another measuring cup that can’t seem to measure the solids or the liquids correctly after the first dishwasher safe cycle.

I’m not going to feel bad, either.

Stop the madness.


  1. Susan
    You crack me up!!! I have taken several cooking & culinary classes and I sell Pampered Chef!!! Of corse they are going to laugh they are selling you their things. You can go ahead and keep buying your things from Bed Bath and Beyond but I bet they don’t come with warranties. Good luck with your cooking I personally LOVE Pampersd Chef & that’s why I choose to sell it and I made that choice after many years of different cooking classes. P.S. I can afford more expensive things as well but I choose quality.

  2. You are very funny! I sell alot of stuff and do try to make it a fun night out

  3. Sonya Parker says:

    Just tried to get a replacement lid for the large covered baker. Was told they didn’t have any – like they never drop a bottom? I could, however, opt to buy a new one for $85.00. They can stick that idea up their collective asses because I’m heading over to eBay to get one for $38.00.

  4. Sonya,

    The reason they cannot replace the lid only, is the two parts are made to go together/fit. However, in the field, we know that most people will use any lid for it. Please contact me and you can have one of my lids for $10 plus shipping chefmom at flash dot net

    This is not a reason to dismiss the quality of Pamp Chef…. I am here to help

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