Xmas Swag

I love it when my man listens.

The man knows what I like

Uggs Roo

…and then I made the mistake of asking my dear, wonderful, superb gift-giving husband if he had any gifts to show the blogosphere:

Had you tuned in 3 seconds earlier, you'd see Aaron's Penis

And yeah, the kids got some crap too. Too much. Including that fucking Elmo I swore I wouldn’t buy.

All of that said, I’m not sure there is anything better than watching your own children wake up on Christmas morning and react to Santa’s bounty. Seriously. NOTHING. BETTER.

MERRY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY HO HO!

Santa Sighting!!!!

Santa Sighting!!!???!!!