An Open Letter to iCarly

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Hi Carly (aka Miranda Cosgrove),

It appears you are my son’s very first crush. He’s 6.
iCarly

As a mother, I, of course, have some concerns. But overall, I’m ok with you being the object of his desire.

He seems to think you are prettiest and funniest girl on the planet and even drooled (no really, with real drool) when he saw your DVD on the shelf at the store.

You are the reason his father taught him the phrase “humminahumminahummina,” and for that, I apologize.

You’re a web chick (in theory), you don’t wear revealing clothes, you seem, by all tabloid accounts, to stay out of trouble.

On camera you stick blueberries up your nose and make chicken soup in a toilet. What 6-year old boy wouldn’t love you?

However, and this is a big however…if you go all Britney on me…I will be forced to ban you, your show, and your network. Harsh, I know…but in this day and age I just can’t risk my little guy’s heart and mind to the wiley ways of a wayward girl. He’ll get enough of that in his real life when the time comes, this I am sure. Hell, he gets enough of that from his own mother. So he really doesn’t need it from the fictional female he adores.

In short, don’t disappoint me. Please.

No pressure, really.

Xoxoxox,

Erin

124 thoughts on “An Open Letter to iCarly”

  2. MADISON

    freddy is so cute!!!he is so cool!!!!so please get on ICARLY so i can see u…please right back….

  4. Kali

    Hay does Nathon have a girlfriend and how old is he and what grad is he in.I am only 12 7th grad my birthday is March 16th.

  5. Morgan Maker

    hi miranda and jennette i know that when i said i was 9 i completely forgot how old i was and i am 10 not 9. Please dont think that im completely weird because i forgot how old i was.

  10. Shoaqi

    hi miranda im one of ur biggest fans don,t think that my name is weird im from Emirates but plz don,t say that if im not an english girl i won,t be one of ur fans even my school stuff are all about u i love u so much

  18. vanessa

    Dear Sam Freeddy and Carly my name is Vanessa im 10 years old and I love your show. It is so cool and your show is so funny your brother is cool his sculptures are great.

  24. luis ramirez

    buen shou les saludo desde guatemala veo el programa diario y ya los vi todos creo que nesesitan programas nuevos son muy buenos.

    carli o miranda eres muy linda graciosa inteligente.
    sigan adelante….. att luis

  25. Haley

    That is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ;):)’),)

  31. josue

    i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you seriously you are the best and the most beautiful girl of the world you are a hottie girl with a good personality go on ,bring it on!sweeter i always watch your serie bye care you!

  32. josue

    what is your phone number my dream is meet you,i would really but really meet you i love you! you are a incredible and beatiful girl im from california pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease answer me only a word

  34. anggel ilinois

    me encanta tu programa es el mas visto en bolivia yo soy de la ciudad de la paz soy niña tengo 11 años forman un grupo increible de amigos les mando muchos saludos y besos carly,sam,freddy y spenser

  35. chantel moynihan

    hey carly were do you live i live at 16 gail grove crt. oh and say hi to sam and freddy for me. and i am 7 years old. please rite back.

    thanks, chantel moynihan

  39. chantel moynihan

    hi carly!
    it is brianna moynihan…..
    i just watch your show all the time!!!
    and sam you are soooooo AWESOME!!!!!!
    HAVE FUN YOU GIRLS!!!
    and also i am 12 years old and i live in brampton canada ontario!!!

  45. eli

    hey marinda sorry about justing bieber its a fake its all a scam ilove you marinda im 14 and for bounus im ********* HOT

  46. jezica

    me encanta Icarly por q es divertido y ella es muy bonita canta bien y es muy pero muy bonita y tambien sale en zoey 101 como peach jaguar la una niña de 13 años pero espense,sam,freddy y carly son muy grasiosos y muy divertidos los quiero mucho tqm y sin muy grasiosos q sigan asi jajaja.!!!!!!!

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