Instant Message Fun with the Kaiser Part 1-the perils of potty training

Queen: harmonica in the toilet
Kaiser: I’m done playing that.
Queen: well, nothing but water. and i had just cleaned it. so it didn’t totally get pee-ified
Kaiser: it’s been in the toilet. Are you putting it in your mouth?
Queen: it was a clean toilet. and then i washed the harmonica. thats still bad?
Kaiser: I repeat: It’s been in the toilet. Are you willing to put into your mouth something that spent time in the same place I take shits.
Queen: ummmm
Queen: I could crack a really nasty joke here
Kaiser: sure.