My Second Life is Just as Boring as my First

Second Life is crack.

If you think blogging is crack, I recommend you run screaming from SecondLife. I am fairly certain children set things on fire in my house while I created Queen Tureaud ( a name that took me FAR too long to choose) and explored the 3D realm.

The problem, other than ignoring everything and everyone around me for hours on end, is that I did absolutely nothing in SecondLife.

Wait, that’s not true, I watched a hockey game for lack of knowing where to go or what to do.

I was offered a job as a dancer in a strip club, but I declined and went and watched a hockey game.

Story of my life.

Queen Tureaud (that's me) in SecondLife

I assume there is more to this 3D world thing than sex and hooking up, but I’m just not sure yet. Maybe you guys can point me to places on SecondLife that don’t involve me pole dancing or sitting at a slot machine? Maybe not.

Either way, if you’re looking to kill a good, oh…week, go check it out. And don’t say I didn’t warn you. Once you get past trying to make your hair not look like a muppet and wearing something other than what you might see on your local hooker you might even learn to fly.

Not that I did. My 3-year-old was GREAT at it…jumping canyons and shit. Me…um…I fell on my face many times and even landed on some guy from Switzerland who wasn’t too happy I didn’t want to go somewhere and cyber fuck him.

Consider me your dealer. And when you get there, don’t make fun of my stripper hair. It was the best I could do.


  1. OK. So your shirt is off. And you’re doing *what* with your hand??

  2. Queen of Spain says:

    Oh. My. God.

    Ok. Actually, It’s a pink shirt. It just looks like I’m naked.

    I’m not. I swear.

    And I swear to you my hand wasn’t doing anything. ANYTHING.

    I can’t stop laughing. Because now, it totally looks to ME that my shirt is off and my hand is down my pants.

    It’s not. It’s really, really not.

    I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

  3. I opened a SL account a couple of weeks ago and spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out how to move without turning around in circles. Never mind getting anywhere, I couldn’t even get out of the frigging parking lot. I am HOPELESS at this. But I’m going to have my daughter help me because I’m supposed to attend a SL conference and I have to figure out how to find it. Isn’t that sad?

  4. It totally does look like you’re shirtless. And you’re wearing low-rise jeans. I think I know why they offered you a job as a stripper.

  5. Second Life was WAAYY too addicting…..I have had to stay away from there due to neglect of everything in the non-virtual world. I agree it’s crack.
    I managed flying ok….even figured out how to navigate.
    I owned a condo, pole-danced at a local dive, worked as a bar maid in a nightclub, and met some awesome folks overseas. Still have a little $$ left in the account from my adventure. But like you said, it’s crack and everything back in the real world needed attention.

  6. I play the SIMS 2. I can’t stop redecorating and making them do stuff they don’t want to do.
    I can’t ADD another game to my life.

    Plus I got the cheat to force them to have twins, so I like making them do that so they’re as crazy as I am.

  7. how r your boobs?

  8. Ok, my name on second life is Laci Cagney. I think right now I may be dancing naked at some club, but I am not sure how that happened! I can’t figure out what to do, don’t know where to go, and somehow ended up with my top off and don’t know how to put it back on. I don’t know how you change clothes/put some on and don’t even have time to figure it out. If you happen to see Laci, ignore whatever she may be doing please!

  9. I guess I live under a rock somewhere because I’ve never heard of this! However, I need something new. We are in the middle of a huge ice storm. We are stuck inside and I’ve got my sister’s kids here too. I’m going insane. You will find me in SL soon!

  10. omigod i actually gave up playing second life
    it sucks so bad my sims 1 laughed its ass off!

    Not for me… I was Fida Something there

  11. Yeaaaaahhhhh, right. “Pink Shirt” Uh huh. Heard that one before.

    And look at how suggestible I am. Meet your new SL BFF: Jane Jackalope. Who the hell knows what she’s doing now, but she is NOT flashing hockey players! 😉

  12. SlushTurtle says:

    kudos on the molded crack peeking above your jeans. Very sassy…

  13. Hey Plain Jane Mom, I am so with you!

    Fortunately, I was immediately scared away when the SL site opened because it looked very technical. I can’t handle technical things these days.

  14. I can’t go to that site. It creeps me out! I don’t know how to play!

  15. I have never heard of SL before… (must be getting old)
    I decided to check it out… (must be on crack)
    I know I will regret it… (must be totally bored)
    I’ll let you know what happens… (must blog about this later)


  16. I just opened an account there and I’m totally clueless to what exactly do there. lol

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  18. Adrastos Sikorsky says:

    hello Queen of Spain do ya remember me ya ex security adviser hahah its been a long time hope ya well

    always remember good times

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