An Open Letter to iCarly

Hi Carly (aka Miranda Cosgrove),

It appears you are my son’s very first crush. He’s 6.
iCarly

As a mother, I, of course, have some concerns. But overall, I’m ok with you being the object of his desire.

He seems to think you are prettiest and funniest girl on the planet and even drooled (no really, with real drool) when he saw your DVD on the shelf at the store.

You are the reason his father taught him the phrase “humminahumminahummina,” and for that, I apologize.

You’re a web chick (in theory), you don’t wear revealing clothes, you seem, by all tabloid accounts, to stay out of trouble.

On camera you stick blueberries up your nose and make chicken soup in a toilet. What 6-year old boy wouldn’t love you?

However, and this is a big however…if you go all Britney on me…I will be forced to ban you, your show, and your network. Harsh, I know…but in this day and age I just can’t risk my little guy’s heart and mind to the wiley ways of a wayward girl. He’ll get enough of that in his real life when the time comes, this I am sure. Hell, he gets enough of that from his own mother. So he really doesn’t need it from the fictional female he adores.

In short, don’t disappoint me. Please.

No pressure, really.

Xoxoxox,

Erin

Comments

  1. jarvis says:

    i mean show
    .-= jarvis´s last blog ..Getting Into Trade Show =-.

  2. Alexis Lopez says:

    where do you live to visit you

  3. KEEVEY says:

    hey love ur show plus freddy is ssssssssoooooooo cute

  4. Jennifer says:

    Why Can’t I Go Live With You

  5. madison says:

    Dear Icarly,
    I really like your web show.And tell Spencer I said hi.I liked your’s and sam’s dress for the I chose awored.I wish i can see you,Sam Fredy and Spencer in persen.You guys are all asome!I love to go on your web show.I was funny whan you and Sam panted Gibby.

  6. Jozy411 says:

    Hey Miranda u r awsome u rock u must be the one a lot of people look up to.

  7. MARSHALLA says:

    hey carly i luv ur show also luv u .tex me back

  8. I LIKE PEOPLE LIKE U

  9. michelle says:

    q fea q esta!!!!

  10. Sonia says:

    I love ur show i ‘v seen it 7 time today u guys are so cool !!! I realy realy want to meet u right back bye

  11. hi my name is tabitha bentley.i have a 4 year old little girl that love your show. she have been asken for or dvd so can you please send her one thank you very much

  12. Mariana says:

    I LOVE YOU
    I
    Carly.com

  13. paige fournier says:

    hi carly i am your biggest fan paige fournier i think u r a awsome acter and i think u and freddy would make a great cupple and u and sam should be friends for ever i just now it .it should be amazing being a super star and having so much fans and money and having fans look up to u like me just to tell u i live at 88 baker rd thomphson connedakit i am 8 years old it would be a pleger if i could have a day with u your my biggest fan in the world i follow every step u do if u have time i would love if u could come to my house i,m your best fan please come

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