Our affair was a long one.
He was big and yellow. I couldn’t refuse.
It started when I was about two. Laying around, hugging him. I soon realized laying on him felt good. And grinding him felt even better.
What he doesn’t know, is that he wasn’t the only one. I also humped a big bunny. A white kitty. A Pooh Bear. I think Bird would be devastated if he knew that my masturbation went beyond his yellow fluff.
I was the whore of the stuffed animal kingdom.
30 years later. My daughter is having her own affair. She likes them red, and of the monster variety. She calls him “MoMo.”
I’m not sure what she sees in him, other than he’s squishy in all the right places, with big, bulging balls on top.
I liked them Big and Yellow. She likes the Small and Red. I hear they both live on the same Street. Small world.
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