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July 30, 2008

Yes, I Felt It

We were in hell…I mean Chuck E Cheese when the 5.4 magnitude Chino Hills quake hit.

My friend Gidge, like many of you, checked in with me via phone, email, twitter -everything. She might have made me laugh the hardest though…

“…aren’t you glad you weren’t trapped in the rubble at the chuck e cheese? cuz like, you know SOME of the animatronics would’ve kept going…”

She’s right. They would have kept going.

I’m happy to report that despite me having to run across unsolid ground to reach my kids and their Nana, everyone and everything is fine.

Thanks for asking :D I feel loved.

Posted by Queen of Spain @ 2:01 pmFeeling YaYa, Stepford Crazies3 comments  

July 25, 2008

Reign Supreme

I’m listening to my mother and my brother discuss my daughter, and I can’t decide if I am thrilled or offended.

“She’s going to give you a run for your money.”

“She’s going to be the wild child.”

“The life of the party, breaking all the rules.”

“Battle of the wills. My money is on Princess Peanut- Erin, you’re going down.”

I just kept on slicing eggplant at the counter while they went on and on and on.

Needless to say the past few days with my 3-year old have been…let’s call them trying.

I’ve written about this before.Oh yeah and here. Oh…here too. And about 20 other times.

But she’s THREE.

3 sucks.

3 is worse than 2.

3 has phases.

3 can bite me.

3 can #suckit.

And so on. And so forth.

As I type this. our darling daughter is being sassy to her grandfather who made the mistake of trying to help her go potty.

NO.

I DO IT MYSELF GRAMPS!

And my Mom and brother are snickering from the couch and mentally pointing and laughing in my direction.

Everyone seems to be finding my ANGEL’s temper HILARIOUS.

High comedy.

The subject of very genuine belly laughs.

Me?

She might be more vocal than her brother before her…but no more difficult.

She’s certainly got more flair than her sibling…drama, shall we say…but no more difficult.

She is three. And three is killing me.

However…and this is a big HOWEVER…

I wrote the book on difficult.

The student must learn to respect the master.

The student needs to acknowledge the master.

The student still has a lot to learn about sass and manipulation.

If nothing else, Little Miss 3 needs a wait a few years before thinking she can take over the throne.

Posted by Queen of Spain @ 9:04 pm#suckit, Princess Peanut, Stepford Crazies11 comments  

June 30, 2008

Open Thread -Video Comments

Come be a rockstar and try out Seesmic video comments on my blog.

What do you think?

Will you use it?

Am I crazy?

Ok, yes I’m crazy but am I crazy for putting them here when the rest of you don’t use them?

Some topics to inspire you:

Laura’s post on PodCamp Boston being scheduled during BlogHer.

A reminder that while we bicker on candidate’s mispeaking and mommybloggers snarking, the World Is On Fire.

Sign the petition - helping to clean up the Chesapeake Bay, and, ’stand for clean rivers and streams all across America.’

Or how about just some lighthearted fun? Cute puppy.

Fire up those cams- leave me a comment!

Posted by Queen of Spain @ 10:04 amFeeling YaYa, Stepford Crazies14 comments  

June 24, 2008

Fear

Posted by Queen of Spain @ 7:59 pmPrincess Peanut, Royally Screwed, Stepford Crazies, kill me now10 comments  


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