I sent my son to preschool today with a lunch. He wanted to stay for lunch, I said sure. Ham sandwhich, juice box, grapes, cookies. Not bad. Brown bag with his name on it. Way to go Mom.
Ok, so the brown bag wasn’t a lunch bag, it was the kind they put your wine in at the liquor store.
Think anyone will notice the 4-year old is carrying his lunch in a liquor bag?
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Pais 04.17.07 at 11:49 am
Awesome!!! And I needed that laugh today so thank you!!!!! Hope you enjoyed the old pics! =)
crazymumma 04.17.07 at 12:12 pm
ooohhh. I hope so.
let us know ok?
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah 04.17.07 at 12:19 pm
If they do it will only be because they also spend a lot of time at the liquor store.
(I’d notice.)
Meg 04.17.07 at 12:46 pm
That. is. awesome.
Karen 04.17.07 at 1:34 pm
Drunk whores unite!
chris 04.17.07 at 1:34 pm
LOL! Well, at least it wasn’t a plastic bag that said ‘Corner Liquor Market’ or something
nutmeg 04.17.07 at 1:36 pm
Your kid would get on great with my kid. She collects beer bottle caps and brings them to school for show and tell!
Molly 04.17.07 at 1:50 pm
I love it! Hey, AND you get good comments!
What a mom! Hmmmm would I even notice the brown bag from the drawer is not a lunch sack???
Donna 04.17.07 at 4:43 pm
I thought I was the only one who did it. (Let’s face it — where can you even find brown lunch bags these days?)
Karl 04.17.07 at 7:01 pm
I think you’ve given your kid a ton of street cred, which is important for preschool.
Sudiegirl 04.18.07 at 4:45 am
Hey…at least you didn’t send him to school with his lunch in a “wine in the box” box.
I had a friend whose mother wrote an excuse for him on wax paper once. My mom used the deposit slips from her check book.
Jen 04.18.07 at 8:47 am
That’s not bad at all! It would be funny though if he didn’t take his juice box out of the bag before drinking it.
Dana 04.18.07 at 9:05 am
Ha ha! That’s funny. No I don’t think anyone would notice unless you left the wine in the bag.
Shannon - PHAT Mommy 04.18.07 at 11:47 am
Thanks for the laugh! I’ve never been able to master packing a lunch. The other moms at the playground have their fancy cold-packs with peeled carrot sticks and organic juice boxes and I walk up with a bag of McD’s I got at the drive-thru.