I have parenting SKILLZ

I sent my son to preschool today with a lunch. He wanted to stay for lunch, I said sure. Ham sandwhich, juice box, grapes, cookies. Not bad. Brown bag with his name on it. Way to go Mom.

Ok, so the brown bag wasn’t a lunch bag, it was the kind they put your wine in at the liquor store.

Think anyone will notice the 4-year old is carrying his lunch in a liquor bag?

Comments

  1. Pais says:

    Awesome!!! And I needed that laugh today so thank you!!!!! Hope you enjoyed the old pics! =)

  2. crazymumma says:

    ooohhh. I hope so.

    let us know ok?

  3. If they do it will only be because they also spend a lot of time at the liquor store.

    (I’d notice.)

  4. Meg says:

    That. is. awesome.

  5. Karen says:

    Drunk whores unite!

  6. chris says:

    LOL! Well, at least it wasn’t a plastic bag that said ‘Corner Liquor Market’ or something ;-)

  7. nutmeg says:

    Your kid would get on great with my kid. She collects beer bottle caps and brings them to school for show and tell!

  8. Molly says:

    I love it! Hey, AND you get good comments!

    What a mom! Hmmmm would I even notice the brown bag from the drawer is not a lunch sack???

  9. Donna says:

    I thought I was the only one who did it. (Let’s face it — where can you even find brown lunch bags these days?)

  10. Karl says:

    I think you’ve given your kid a ton of street cred, which is important for preschool.

  11. Sudiegirl says:

    Hey…at least you didn’t send him to school with his lunch in a “wine in the box” box.

    I had a friend whose mother wrote an excuse for him on wax paper once. My mom used the deposit slips from her check book.

  12. Jen says:

    That’s not bad at all! It would be funny though if he didn’t take his juice box out of the bag before drinking it.

  13. Dana says:

    Ha ha! That’s funny. No I don’t think anyone would notice unless you left the wine in the bag. :)

  14. Thanks for the laugh! I’ve never been able to master packing a lunch. The other moms at the playground have their fancy cold-packs with peeled carrot sticks and organic juice boxes and I walk up with a bag of McD’s I got at the drive-thru.

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