April 30, 2007
A grocery store is as good a place as any…
Forgive me for sounding like one of those little quotes in Reader’s Digest from Martha in Podunk, Kentucky…but…
The ENTIRE family (and when I say ENTIRE I mean..ALL of us PLUS the inlaws) made our way down the bread aisle at our local market. There were two other women staring at the selection of whole wheat and white when out of the blue my daughter yells…wait for it…
I TOOOOOTED!
Of course the Kaiser and I burst into laughter and shake our heads. Because what the hell else do you do?
Posted by Queen of Spain @ 9:35 am • Royal Family Outing, Royal Sillies
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April 30th, 2007 at 9:53 am, chris Says:
ROFL. Well, It could have been worse
The bread isle is better than the church pew!
April 30th, 2007 at 10:19 am, s@m Says:
ROTFLMAO!! Why are farts so funny?! I can’t help but laugh, almost every time.
April 30th, 2007 at 1:15 pm, dana Says:
Wanna hear something funny? Dawson did this same thing. He farted in the grocery store except he yelled, “Mumma farted.” and started laughing hysterically. I blame his father for this. He always blames his farts on someone else.
April 30th, 2007 at 1:49 pm, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Says:
Mine pull the “Toot toot Mommy!”
Even when I didn’t do anything.
You know, she could have said “Smell the love”.
April 30th, 2007 at 3:46 pm, super des Says:
when I was little, someone tooted in a grocery store, and the people behind my dad and I were commenting on it. I yelled:
“Well it couldn’t have been my dad! He always says his farts smell like roses!”
April 30th, 2007 at 9:43 pm, Leah Says:
My little girl at 4 is already great at passing the buck. She will say. “Mom you is really smwelly”. If not me than she will blame baby bro or dad if he’s around.
May 1st, 2007 at 5:43 am, Christina Says:
Too funny. Hey, if the people in the bread aisle can’t handle a farting toddler, they’ve got bigger problems than choosing white or wheat bread.
November 4th, 2007 at 6:03 pm, Kawaiipikachu Says:
She could have a toy megaphone with her