May 16, 2007
WILL PUT OUT FOR HOCKEY TICKETS
My first playoff game EVER and we were late. LATE.
Not late like, “oh, we were just running a little late…” but late like “OH FUCK I CAN NOT HAVE ANOTHER BABY” late.
The shitty kind of late. The stuck in traffic for three hours kind of late that makes Queen and Kaiser lose all humor and nearly get divorced kind of late. The kind of late that can only be shown in photos:
Yes, I did nearly kill us twice as we made our way to Anaheim. At the time, it seemed worth it to get to my first Red Wing playoff game when the pucked dropped. Yes, we did get there in one piece and once we sat down enjoyed a fabulous game where my team beat the living SNOT out of those stupid ducks.
I heckled. I had decent beer. I made fun of all the goalies we pummeled. And I drove home without banging the steering wheel.
5-0 Wings. That helped.
Anyone want to buy me tickets for tomorrow nights game? I promise to get there on time. OR I can just be your date…whatever. I’ll totally put out.
Posted by Queen of Spain @ 3:35 pm • Royal Pain, Royal Sillies
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May 16th, 2007 at 4:21 pm, egan Says:
I bought tickets for tomorrow’s game. Don’t worry, you won’t have to put out. I’m nice like that.
May 16th, 2007 at 4:37 pm, Queen of Spain Says:
Egan is a big, fat, liar. First of all…we all know he HAS no tickets. Second of all..he’s NOT nice, simply for teasing me with fake tickets.
Egan…FOR SHAME.
May 16th, 2007 at 4:47 pm, egan Says:
Correct, I’m lying and mean. I will make sure that never happens again. The look on your face in the bottom picture is quite terrifying.
May 16th, 2007 at 4:51 pm, Queen of Spain Says:
I should have put up the little **** that said “serious inquiries only”
May 16th, 2007 at 5:04 pm, egan Says:
Fine, no tickets for you! You’d get kicked out in the 1st period for heckling Giguere and the fans anyways.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:49 pm, Karen Says:
I’ll PLAY hockey with you tomorrow night, like on your street if you want. And I fully expect you to put out.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:49 pm, Karen Says:
oh! oh! forget the street!
Tonsil Hockey.
May 17th, 2007 at 5:19 am, Dana Says:
Sounds like a great game! Glad you got there in one piece!
May 17th, 2007 at 6:11 am, chris Says:
YEY! Glad you finally got there. and YEY they won
May 17th, 2007 at 6:52 am, Miz BoheMia Says:
*sighetty sigh* I have no patience for most games I am afraid… I will leave the game watching to you then…
As for making it there and your team kicking ass? WOOH!
May 17th, 2007 at 8:08 am, tori Says:
If you end up playing tonsil hockey with Karen like she suggested, maybe you should video tape that. I think Egan might like that. Although without giving you tickets, and teasing you in addition, maybe he wouldn’t deserve to get to see that.
May 17th, 2007 at 9:46 am, Karen Says:
That would require me to cheat on my husband. As tempting as that face is up there, no dice.
May 17th, 2007 at 12:01 pm, Danny Says:
You have exactly three seconds to take back what you wrote about my Ducks. Failure to comply will result in me telling the entire internet that you have anal warts.
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May 17th, 2007 at 1:42 pm, QofS Says:
Kissing me is cheating on your husband? Really?
Fine then. Anyone else want to cheat? I’m here.
May 17th, 2007 at 2:02 pm, Meg Says:
Ah, trains. Our town has literally 30 of them go through a day. We are late for everything.
May 17th, 2007 at 3:20 pm, april Says:
Trains…don’t get me started on trains….My hubby works for a railroad and all I hear about are trains..As for the tickets, I would have loved to have a date for the game…never been to a hockey game…but it’s living in freaking Indiana that’s getting in the way!!!
I hope that you found tickets!
May 17th, 2007 at 5:46 pm, Jay Says:
Wow, you were getting snarly there for a minute! Glad there was a happy ending.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:38 pm, Maternal Mirth Says:
Aaaah … Southern California. The birthplace of poorly timed gridlock! I know it. All. Too. Well.
May 20th, 2007 at 12:08 pm, Chris Says:
Oh god, I love your new way to define “late”! Hilarious enough to make me spew beer onto my lap. Better there than on my laptop, right?
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