Update: Tit Brigade! Now with Emailing Asshats!

*** edited at bottom with latest carla email.

Just in case you still have the urge to show asshats like the ones below your tits-you can send me your photos at queenofspainblog@yahoo.com.

New comment on your post #569 “Maggie Gyllenhaal is my HERO”
Author : Tandy (IP: 68.53.26.64 , c-68-53-26-64.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
E-mail : entrenous@comcast.net
URI :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=68.53.26.64
Comment:
You’re missing the point entirely. We all realize that boobs are for feeding babies. We know it’s natural and we’re over it.
We don’t want to see your old crusty, saggy, flabby, veiny titties. I don’t want to see Maggie’s, Janet’s or yours. Likewise I don’t want to walk down a public street and come around the corner to some man’s saggy, crusty scrotum. Vaginas are for birthing babies, that doesn’t mean I want to see Britney’s.
Glorify the old fat sacs if you must but get off your soapbox because some of us don’t. It’s a titty, not a god. Get over it and put it back in your shirt. We’re not impressed.

To: entrenous@comcast.net

Sent: Monday, June 18, 2007 10:01 AM

Subject: Re: [Queen of Spain Blog] Comment: “Maggie Gyllenhaal is my HERO”

umm…so you KNOW it’s natural and you’re over it..yet you don’t want to see our tits. Who’s missing what point here?

“Carla” entrenous@comcast.net wrote:

Yes, it’s natural. So is taking a shit, changing a baby’s dirty diaper or having sex, that doesn’t mean it’s okay for people to do it on the street. And it doesn’t mean I want to see you do it. Just because there’s a baby involved doesn’t make it kosher. Have some common decency and show some manners for chrissakes and keep your crusty nips to yourself.

“Erin VEST” queenofspainblog@yahoo.com wrote:

Not gunna happen. Not going to hide. You eat in public. You drink in public. So will my kids. The day you hide to eat, is the day I don’t whip them out.

*********updated with this reponse from “Carla”

I don’t eat off a tit for starters so there’s your difference. Nobody has a problem with eating in public, it’s the skanky titty in public we have a problem with. But when you flop it out I’ll be the one pointing at you and laughing. Maybe you could call up Britney and she’ll squirt some kids out of her coochie there with you. A match made in heaven.

Because I assume “Carla” ate something today, and someone HAD to have seen it..this one is for her:

My tits in a Red Wing Jersey

Comments

  1. Hey Carla, can you really compare taking a shit with eating? Oh yes?

    THEN EAT SHIT.

  2. I heart Karen today.

  3. Karen makes me laugh.

  4. I heart Karen everyday.

    I may have to post my boobies for Carla. Stupid Asshat.

    Maybe she has crusty ol’ nips so she thinks everyone does. Mine aren’t crusty at all.

    *licks finger and rubs nipple* For you Carla.

  5. Why would they be crusty?
    I mean, can you bathe once in a while?

    Geez.

    I think the point is, they ARE no big deal.
    No more interesting than the ankle.

    Unless you’re Amish or something and the ankle gives you a stiffie.

  6. Crusty old nips? skanky titty? who IS this person? Personally I’m offended by her sorry pie-hole… wish she’d keep it covered up for my benefit.

  7. My name is Tandy. Can you not read either? My aunt is Carla. I thought it was cool to post your opinion, i.e. “submit comment”. I’m make a note that it’s only if the comment is in agreement with you otherwise you start spamming people. You people are in rare form. Stalk often???

  8. Queen of Spain says:

    I’d like to think of it more as an educational outreach.

    And you’re the one who took the nasty tone. I simply responded in Queen like form. I don’t do anything small, Tandy (who apparently labels her email carla), and I also love to expose the inane reasoning behind those who don’t wish me to breastfeed in public.

    You are a shining example. Be proud!

  9. Oh Dear God here we go again. Karen… you rock and I want to adopt you 🙂

    Crusty and skanky nips hey. Well, well, well. I looked at all those pictures and I am damn sure I would remember seeing and skanky crusty ones.

    How can you be a girl and be so damn deregatory about breasts… no matter what they are being used for.

    And to compare breastfeeding to Britney giving birth?

    An no you dont have to just leave comments that are in agreement with QoS, but you could refrain from being vulgar!

    I am so glad my pic has the dual “birds” in it …. so appropriate hey Erin? LOL

  10. What makes titties “skanky”? Are ALL titties skanky? Did God make them skanky? Inquiring minds want to know.

  11. Oooh! I like this Karen chica FO SHO!

    It is 2007 for fuck’s sake and this is still going on? The saddest part is to see fellow women be so fucking dense! What the hell would you do on a beach here in Spain then when everyone practically walks around topless for the sake of going topless and nothing to do with the feeding of babies? Still their choice… damn bitch makes me not only want to whip my titties out but to get naked and just body slam her down on her ignorant face!

    Methinks it’s time for a full force protest where we take to the streets topless, in droves and crowds and get in my way bitch and I might just make you suck it!

    Ha, ha, haaaaa!

    Forgive me but I am not in the mood with humoring idiots with a “conversation” on the subject… we are right and tht’s that and if you don’t agree stuff it. Ya está!

  12. I want to know what Carla’s fixation/fetish with crust is all about.

    Apparently if our breastfeeding breast were more “attractive” to her she’d be okay with seeing them. She clearly has some serious Freudian-style issues.

    Take it up with your therapist, Carla, and spare us all from having to deal with YOUR bizarre hang-ups.

    And here’s a little tip for you… If you don’t like what you see, DON’T LOOK.

  13. The stench of ignorance is just about to knock me over.

  14. Wishing mine were a bit more crusty so I could send in a really good pic.

    Me thinks someone with such an aversion to breasts may be a bit more attracted to them than they’d like to admit.

  15. Those aren’t crusty titties…they are very beautiful titties that feed the world!!! dammit!!!

  16. My tits aren’t crusty, skanky or little for that matter. This chic obviously has problems with her umm….skanky tits. Maybe she should shower more often, or hell use baby wipe…just not in public.
    I hate people like this.

  17. Oh….and I heart Karen and Erin!!!

  18. Wow, that Carla sure has a lot of body image issues. She uses the most vile terms in her limited imagination to refer to women’s bodies… and she’s teaching her intolerant antagonistic behavior to minors? Sad and pathetic.

  19. I cannot believe I missed this. I’ve been so swamped — I always miss the good stuff.

    I wonder how many of these women have sex with their shirts on. Sounds like that have massive issues with body image.

    For crying out loud, give it a fucking rest.

    Tits are tits are tits. Big Deal!

  20. I said “fuck” on Erin’s blog. Why does this always happen when I’m here? 😉

  21. Marybeth says:

    Wow! I was waiting for someone to be mean to the Queen but really can’t they just shut up now!!!

    I,also,have said fuck on Erin’s blog. She must make all of us (except Carla and Tandy) feel very comfortable.

  22. I think I lurve you Erin. I love the image of her getting all hot and bothered every time she sees a nursing mom, blood pressure rising, skin reaching boiling point, angry letters starting to compose in her head. Guess who wins.

  23. “Get over it and put it back in your shirt. We’re not impressed.”

    Speak for yourself, dickknob.

  24. *rolling eyes*

    When are people going to get over it? THEY ARE BOOBS

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

    they are intended for the care and feeding of babies. I have yet to see a saggy scrotum nourish a baby in the early critical years of development.

  25. So…according to Carla, mothers should cover their breasts and their feeding children, because she finds the sight offensive, even though she admits she understands “that’s what they’re for?”

    Dear Carla…by your reasoning, a law should be passed that people who chew food with their mouths open should be imprisoned, because seeing that makes me want to vomit (whereas seeing a mother feed her child makes me feel all sentimental). We should also lock up all those skanky young women who show the disgusting scar left from when they were cut loose from the placenta…oh wait, you might call that a navel or a belly button, Carla. There are some folks who are disgusted by too much makeup, or not enough makeup, or by looking at fat people, or when they see old wrinkly people. Guess we’ll be imprisoning/fining/shooting an awful lot of people in your world, Carla!

    p.s.–I’m still trying to figure out how a breast and a scrotum are related…

  26. Good Soul says:

    This is stupid.
    As a mother, you have to feed your baby.
    As a woman, you must have some dignity.
    Don’t show off your tits in public.
    Even if you are feeding your babies.
    Even if you have beautiful or saggy or skimpy tits.. what ever..
    Did mother Mary show-off her tits to other men when she fed baby Jesus?
    NO SHE DID NOT!!
    So please… be reasonable, be a good mother
    and be a honorable woman.

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