Typical conversation between Queen and Kaiser:
[14:19] JackandHalasMom: red moon tonight
[14:19] AaronatD2: does that mean you want a spanking?
[14:20] AaronatD2: is that code or something?
[14:20] JackandHalasMom: http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/LEmono/TLE2007Aug28/TLE2007Aug28.html
[14:21] AaronatD2: You know, according to Jesus the moon will turn red when he comes back to defeat George Bush..er…the Antichrist.
[14:21] JackandHalasMom: cool
[14:22] JackandHalasMom: let the apocalypse begin!
[14:22] JackandHalasMom: do you think, you know if the end starts, we’d still have to pay bills
[14:22] JackandHalasMom: or would it be a free for all?
[14:22] AaronatD2: Yeah, we’ll just tell the power company we were raptured.
[14:23] JackandHalasMom: hard to live in a house and not pay the mortgage. I mean, we can CLAIM rapture..but we’d still be using it
[14:23] AaronatD2: right.
[14:24] JackandHalasMom: we have to hope for a major destruction of financial institution, ie the moneychangers
[14:24] AaronatD2: I think Jesus will take them out.
[14:24] AaronatD2: He’s done it before.
[14:24] AaronatD2: and he was only 12 then.
[14:24] AaronatD2: And hadn’t come to realize his full power.
[14:24] JackandHalasMom: lol,kinda like a death star unfinished kinda thing
[14:25] AaronatD2: exactly.
[14:25] JackandHalasMom: that’s fine. so long as I don’t have to pay any bills
Dear Mrs. Queen,
It is very urgent that I speak with you regarding your delinquent account. I have left messages on your voice mail, cell phone, via email, text message, smoke signals and even passed a note to you during third grade recess.
Sincerely,
Gimme D. Krabbs
J.T.’s Stockroom
I heart you guys.