I’m Erin. I’m no one really, just another voter with a blog.
Seems you’re going to be our next Vice President.
I need you to do something for me though, ok? It’s something I’m pretty terrible at-but I’m guessing with all your experience you’ll be ok.
Don’t say anything stupid.
I know, mistakes happen. And your record and years of service make you more than worthy for this position.
But Dude…between you and I….you say some crazy shit every once in a while.
I say some crazy shit sometimes too, so I understand. But I’m also not a Senator, or Vice President of the United States.
Your resume is outstanding, you’re said to be a helluva guy. I hear I’m going to LOVE your wife.
But if you have another oratory oopsie with racial overtones, I think your boss might kick your ass.
Oh, and I will too.
I’ve been working on my rhetoric, and keeping things non-offensive and sane and fair…so how about you try too?
Maybe we can work on it together.
See you in Denver, Senator.
Erin Kotecki Vest