Muscles

Said to the nice, unsuspecting, stunned cashier at a major department store:

“I have muscles in my VAGINA!”

Farmers market fun

Comments

  1. Amber says:

    My daughter loves to talk about her vagina in public, too. She also fills the world in on exciting tidbits about her baby brother’s penis. At least they’re not ashamed of their bodies, right?

  2. feefifoto says:

    Heaven help us, and what was the cashier’s reply?

  3. “uh huh” and went on scanning the items

  4. That girl takes after her mother.

  5. Diana says:

    Now that one for the baby book! Haha! Priceless!

  6. that. is. awesome!

  7. KAREN IRVING says:

  8. Sometimes I wonder how early is too early for sex ed. LOL.

    If it’s any consolation, I’m told my former brother-in-law, when about that age, once shouted at a zoo that the elephant had a HUGE PENIS! (he was referring to the trunk).

  9. Christine says:

    LOVE that girl!

    Now you just need to teach her the follow-up … “And if you get anywhere near it, it will squash you like a bug!”

  10. Summer says:

    *snort* That’s awesome! Did the cashier respond “Me too!” She should have. LOL

    My oldest once explained to everyone in the grocery store that babies come out their mommy’s vagina. Kids can be so informative.

  11. Not only does she look JUST LIKE YOU, but she has your unabashedness.

  12. Tracy says:

    That is 100% awesome.

  13. Christy says:

    Oh that is fantastic! I love it!

  14. Love it!

  15. Mr Lady says:

    BWAHAHAHAHA.
    My friend’s kid told the clerk that her mom had hair on her begina. How awesome.

  16. Erin W. says:

    I love how kids can just spew out the most embarrassing stuff in public… My 4 year old, after watching me deal with a HORRIBLE bout of the flu a couple months ago told a bunch of random strangers (3 or 4 different times) to “keep out of the way of the bathroom. Momma needs a straight shot in case she has to poop again.”

  17. Miss Grace says:

    At least she’s accurate!

  18. An early start on kegels! Smart kid?

    Love this.

  19. Lori says:

    I so have to laugh! Bahhh. My daughter recently told me after sitting and rolling on a ball that it felt good on her vagina. My husband passed out. I snickered.

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