My 6-year old got his first piece of ass today.
Yes, my baby boy thought it was appropriate to swim underwater right on over to Megan and pinch her butt.
That’s right, an adult he’s never met. A guest in my home. And my son thinks its just fine to grab her ass.
I blame his father.
Alright not really, but I do blame the casual …ummm…atmosphere at our home. My son thought it was totally fine to pinch Megan’s ass because he’s pinched mine. And his Dad has pinched mine. And when we’re swimming in the pool they are the ‘sharks’ and they come get Mom. They get me by going underwater and pinching my butt. I squeal, they laugh…and life goes on.
Never in my wildest dreams did it occur to me my little guy would think this was fine to do this to other people.
Imagine, if you will, being a guest in my home and swimming in my pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, you feel a pinch on your ass and turn to find a 1st grader underwater by your butt.
Of course I’d like to say, as the Mom, I handled the situation well. But as it turns out just moments before said pinching, I had been stung by a bee and was far from able to give the situation the attention it deserved.
Megan was a gracious guest and laughed it off…but what else could she do? My son had just got himself some and giggled about it. What sort of hedonistic home had she brought herself and her children to?
But now he can say he’s grabbed Megan’s butt.