Dr. Mr. or Mrs. or Ms. Nice Pentagon Person,
I love America. God Bless the King. Or whatever I am supposed to say.
Seriously, you are freaking me out. I am holding out hope you are a nice office person who happens to just love the SHIT out of a Mommyblog. Please. Please tell me you are just a nice, non-gun toting office person. Because, really…I can’t imagine the government doesn’t have better things to do than check out a loud-mouth, anti-Bush, Mommyblogger.
I’m sure you are NOT someone trying to find a way to lock me or my family up in Gitmo or anything. Because, I’m guessing they don’t have facials there. Or care that I’m breastfeeding.
I’m just saying…
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p.s. Please feel free to allow me some sleep tonight and shoot send me an email firstname.lastname@example.org you know, just to tell me you’re a secretary and not investigating me or anything. I would hate to think tax payer dollars were being used to make a file on little old me.