Coming this birthday: The Nunnery

I just returned from a business trip to find that my soon-to-be 4-year old daughter was entertaining a large group of boys at McDonald’s Playland….by lifting her dress and showing them her underwear.

Do I have to wear a large Scarlett F on my shirt now? Parenting FAIL?

I’m now concerned she’ll grow up to be a stripper …or worse. She’ll grow up to be like her mother.

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  1. I’m still laughing over here.
    We get teeny tiny flashers in the library occasionally. Which leads to mortified mothers and me doing my very best to stifle my bellows of laughter.
    Your daughter would be very lucky to grow up just like you.

  2. I know some very nice women who put themselves through medical school stripping.

    Well, they couldn’t exactly sell sperm, like the guys, now could they?

  3. LMAO! Oh the horrors!!
    Hey, give her time to expand on this. Obviously, McDonanlds wasn’t available when I was her age, so I apparently used to undress & go the neighbors house, thereby horrifying their teenage sons who would always promptly bring me home, arm stretched out as far as it could, holding my hand like I was the plague. (At least today I wear pretty lingerie. *laughs*)

    Since I have no memory of these early childhood exploits I choose to believe my parents made them up!

  4. Hey, I did that in the fourth grade on the bus–and I turned out okay…sorta.

  5. Like mother like daughter huh. 🙂

  6. Just remind her of the rock in Boulder. It was “closed”. So should this particular area be.

  7. Louis this may be the one way you could probably get me to covert.. sigh…

  8. Oh so funny. The facination of underwear continues. But I am thinking that at 4 its still considered a badge of honor, you know? Like “I got these b/c I totally have the whole pee pee in the potty thing figured out, I’m soooo mature.” I think its a sign of confidence, of bold defiance, of a woman to be whose got it all under control!!!! … Am I making you feel any better? Hope so. Thought I’d give it a shot.

    (Oh and WHOA, she is your spitting image. If she takes after you in any way this is officially a GOOD thing, you know! 🙂 )

  9. Nice – McDonald’s Playground. Watch out. She’ll be performing at Chucky Cheese next. 🙂

  10. Nothing worng with this at all. Atleast she already has the confidence to get up in front of people, keep this attitude and she will be able to address crowds of people with ease. For successful business people this is a must.


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