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May 22, 2009 by 19 Comments

Said to the nice, unsuspecting, stunned cashier at a major department store:

“I have muscles in my VAGINA!”

Farmers market fun

Filed Under: kill me now, Stepford Crazies

Comments

  1. Amber says:
    May 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    My daughter loves to talk about her vagina in public, too. She also fills the world in on exciting tidbits about her baby brother’s penis. At least they’re not ashamed of their bodies, right?

  2. feefifoto says:
    May 22, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Heaven help us, and what was the cashier’s reply?

  3. Queen of Spain says:
    May 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    “uh huh” and went on scanning the items

  4. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:
    May 22, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    That girl takes after her mother.

  5. Diana says:
    May 22, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Now that one for the baby book! Haha! Priceless!

  6. Bridget/queenofhaddock says:
    May 22, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    that. is. awesome!

  7. KAREN IRVING says:
    May 23, 2009 at 1:36 am

  8. Steven Buehler says:
    May 23, 2009 at 4:09 am

    Sometimes I wonder how early is too early for sex ed. LOL.

    If it’s any consolation, I’m told my former brother-in-law, when about that age, once shouted at a zoo that the elephant had a HUGE PENIS! (he was referring to the trunk).

  9. Christine says:
    May 23, 2009 at 6:02 am

    LOVE that girl!

    Now you just need to teach her the follow-up … “And if you get anywhere near it, it will squash you like a bug!”

  10. Summer says:
    May 23, 2009 at 6:22 am

    *snort* That’s awesome! Did the cashier respond “Me too!” She should have. LOL

    My oldest once explained to everyone in the grocery store that babies come out their mommy’s vagina. Kids can be so informative.

  11. Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] says:
    May 23, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Not only does she look JUST LIKE YOU, but she has your unabashedness.

  12. Tracy says:
    May 23, 2009 at 9:27 am

    That is 100% awesome.

  13. Christy says:
    May 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Oh that is fantastic! I love it!

  14. Annie @ PhD in Parenting says:
    May 23, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Love it!

  15. Mr Lady says:
    May 23, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHA.
    My friend’s kid told the clerk that her mom had hair on her begina. How awesome.

  16. Erin W. says:
    May 24, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    I love how kids can just spew out the most embarrassing stuff in public… My 4 year old, after watching me deal with a HORRIBLE bout of the flu a couple months ago told a bunch of random strangers (3 or 4 different times) to “keep out of the way of the bathroom. Momma needs a straight shot in case she has to poop again.”

  17. Miss Grace says:
    May 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    At least she’s accurate!

  18. Suburban Sweetheart says:
    May 29, 2009 at 8:42 am

    An early start on kegels! Smart kid?

    Love this.

  19. Lori says:
    June 8, 2009 at 5:47 am

    I so have to laugh! Bahhh. My daughter recently told me after sitting and rolling on a ball that it felt good on her vagina. My husband passed out. I snickered.

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