Forget Myspace, I’m more worried about Congress

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Please, come see me over at the Huffington Post this weekend.

We’re going to go watch Safe Side Super Chick one more time. This time, I’ll add “Congressman” to the “Kinda Know” Safe Side list, and pre-order their new Safe Side Internet Video…in time for the November Elections.

…because I just can’t shut up about it

After my short post the other day on the TINY WHORES -the blogosphere went crazy with the padded bra for 6-year-olds story.

I blogged it over at the Huffington Post. Please go read it and leave your two cents. You know those readers over there…

In the meantime, I demand photos of all your daughters in their Halloween costumes. And so help me if any of them are slutty I’m flying to where you live to kick the crap out of you.

My kids will be in these:

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Of course, it will be my kids and not these child models. So they will be much cuter.

Go Vote Mortgage Moms!

…or go get a latte. Whatever.

Either way, go  leave me a comment at the Huffington Post.

The Huffington Post and the Queen of Spain

I am pleased to announce my new partnership with

the Huffington Post.

Please head on over there now, and read until McDonalds and Hummer are bankrupt, Target stops selling “Flirty” T-shirts to six-year-olds or I have nothing left to bitch about.

And you all know when that will be. *cough cough NEVER cough cough*