I Just Got Push Polled

I just took at call from what I thought was the “OTR firm” and was entirely excited to be asked about the election.

My phone rang after the debate ended and I was pretty worked up- so totally happy to take the call.

It started off pretty normal. Do you know these candidates, are you registered, what’s your party affiliation, what’s your race.

I went along answering my questions barely paying attention to the guy, because everything I was saying was ‘”Obama, Obama, Hannah Beth Jackson, Obama, Obama, Jackson.”

Then came the fun…”I’m going to read you some statements about the cadidates running, please tell me if this would strongly affect how you vote, somewhat affect how you vote, not affect how you vote…”

Or something close to that.

Then came something close to this, I’m paraphrasing here…

Did you know Obama and Hanah Beth Jackson’s support Planned Parenthood and there have been many whistle blower lawsuits against Planned Parenthood?”

Me: “Uhhhhhhhh. WHO are you again? Who’s running this poll?”

“We’re OTR, I’m not sure who we are”

Me: “You’re not sure?”

“We’re a research center, I’m not sure what else to say”

Me: “Uh, ok…keep going, now I want to hear this”

“So does that statement make you want to reconsider, strongly reconsider, somewhat reconsider, not reconsider your vote…”

I laughed again, and said it does not make me reconsider.

Then he asked…

“Are you aware Hannah Beth Jackson and Senator Obama plan on raising taxes to fund their plans for healthcare and early education”

Me: “WHAT?”

“Does that make you reconsider?”

Me: “Uh..no….and I’m not sure that’s entirely factual”

“Are you saying my information is inaccurate?”

“yeah, I am…WHO are you guys again?”

…and then he went about asking me my age and to verify I’m voting for Obama and Jackson and we hung up.

Taxes and abortion…look out California, the GOP is coming.

Looks Like A World Leader, Doesn’t She?

I’m not a fan. Not even when they beefed up the ‘academic’ side of pageants. They are still ‘beauty’ pageants and Palin is nothing more than a trophy candidate.

This is NOT the kind of woman I want fighting for my daughter.

This is NOT the kind of woman I trust to represent American women.

Why?

Because we’re not swimsuit competition bimbos giving complexes to girls nationwide. We’re done being hung up on body image and beauty standards.

There is no way in hell I’m telling MY daughter our first female Vice President also thought it was just fine to strut a catwalk in a swimsuit and be judged on her looks.

ON. HER. LOOKS.

No. Way. In. Hell.

I’m Offering BandAids And Lollipops

On Saturday the family is going for flu shots. It’s not something anyone wants to do. It will be unpleasant and painful. There might even be some after-effects that sting for a bit.

But we’re going.

I’ve come to the conclusion Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin need to treat the upcoming debates like a flu shot.

You’re going, whether you like it or not. So just get over it now. Roll up your sleeves, take a deep breath, and prepare to hurt.

In case you missed it, the McCain/Palin circus is now trying to skip out of the VP debate too.

Maybe they need lollipops?

How about a video treat instead…


The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

Sarah, John, the childish games are getting old. You can stall all you like, just like my 5 and 3-year olds before bedtime and just like they will attempt to do on Saturday before their shot, but these debates are going to happen.

I’ll get the bandaids ready.

Palin, Protected from Witches And Prays For Campaign Money

This Is The Kind Of Thing I Mean

From the Obama campaign:

“At 8:30 this morning, Senator Obama called Senator McCain to ask him if he would join in issuing a joint statement outlining their shared principles and conditions for the Treasury proposal and urging Congress and the White House to act in a bipartisan manner to pass such a proposal. At 2:30 this afternoon, Senator McCain returned Senator Obama’s call and agreed to join him in issuing such a statement. The two campaigns are currently working together on the details.”

Then John McCain runs to the media and makes a statement. Not with the Obama campaign, not with bipartisan leaders….but acting like this was all his idea and then pushing it a step further- suspending his own campaign and asking Friday’s debate be delayed. Which, by the way, is stupid.

McCain is down in the polls and weak on the economy- OF COURSE HE WANTS THE DEBATE TO BE DELAYED.

We have a name for guys like that…opportunistic douche bags.

I know that lowers the level of rhetoric around here, but when Senator Obama reaches out to try and solve this in a bipartisan fashion, and initiates both campaigns working together… then McCain USES that good faith as a ploy….seriously. Opportunistic douche baggery.

There is a special place in hell for douche bags of that level.

Go check out Liz over at MOMocrats who writes,

It’s just been announced that John McCain has requested to postpone the presidential debates so that he can ‘focus on the economy.’ Which almost sounds like a good idea. Until you realized that when Obama started focusing on the economy months ago by convening a major economic summit in Florida with a bipartisan team of advisors including Warren Buffet, Google Chair Eric Schmidt, and former Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neil–McCain dismissed it as ‘political theater.’

Slimy shit like this is exactly why I think Republicans can #suckit.

Emails, I get a few

My inbox overflow-eth.

As I type this, there are 1760 unread emails in my inbox. I’m not kidding. I thought I would share a few with you, my favorite readers.

Why? A few reasons really.
#1 some are damn funny
#2 some are damn disturbing
#3 some of you need to understand why I can’t respond quickly, or at all.
It’s not that I don’t love ya’, it’s just that I can’t possibly reply to every email, direct message, instant message, facebook message, or request for my soul.

So without me going on and on about it….enjoy:

Hi Erin,

My name is xxxxxxx. I am a regular reader of your blog – I think it’s great! I know you have been, and continue to be, a strong supporter of Obama and I recently saw your interview with him which I thought was awesome! I was hoping you might be able to help me.

I work with a company, they are actually a credit card alternative payment option. They are very much interested in offering their option to the Obama campaign to be another way people can make campaign donations since currently the only options to donate online are credit cards. They want to help out and give more people the opportunity to contribute. We have been trying to find the right person who we might be able to discuss this with or someone who might handle the campaign website or the donations but we have had no luck so far.

I thought I would check to see if you might have any suggestions for us or perhaps any contacts that you would be willing to pass along. I appreciate any feedback you might have to offer!

Ok, here’s the thing. I have media access just like any other blogger or media person. I can not pitch the campaign your company, your ideas, or your fill-in-the-blank. I get at least 5 of these a day. Family members and undecided voters who need INFO…well hell, THAT I can do…but I’m not your business contact ‘in’ at either campaign.

Moving on. This one came with the subject title “Hello i love how u breastfeed your daugther”

I like your big milky tits.I would like to ask u if u would like to be interested into adult nursing.
I would like to drink your big supply milk
please type me a message.

Wow. Classy. and also EWWWWW.

Then there are these:

Niggerlovingbitch how can u be fer fucking osama you nothing but a white trashie cunt

Fun times. How about something more lighthearted?

Dear BLOG OWNER NAME,

I was just reading your post SIPPYCUPS AND DIAPERS and I think you would really like our new xxxxxxx. We would love you to blog about xxxxx and if you don’t like it, you can just send it back and not blog at all. How about I send you some xxxxx for you and your family to try?

Sincerely, xxxxCEO

I’ve never once written a post with that title. Ahhhh, idiots.

Now I have to be honest, some of you will say ‘but Erin, you’re emails can’t be all bad’ and for the most part they are not. They are work related, family related, penis enlargement spam…the usual. And yes, every so often I get words of encouragement and even, time to time, praise. However picking these emails out of my inbox were not hard…at all. They come daily and they come often. Along with legitimate requests and campaign press releases and notes from my Aunt asking for the latest kid photos.

I am just asking for your patience in my inbox and in my messaging.

John McCain is a Sexist Pig who may or may not wear lipstick

and then I’m done with this whole thing, and we’re going to talk about shit that matters….but I find it important to point out:

Irwin Tang’s diary

Some examples of McCain’s sexism:

McCain’s joke at a Republican fundraiser:  “Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?” McCain asked the crowd.  Chelsea was still a teen at this time.  “Because Hillary Clinton is her mother and Janet Reno is her father,” said McCain, drawing laughter from the Republicans.

McCain’s joke about a woman getting raped by a gorilla and enjoying it.  It is reminiscent of Republican Clayton Williams’ joke about rape and bad weather: if you have to have it, just lay back and enjoy it.  Williams lost his Texas gubernatorial race to Ann Richards.

A McCain supporter asked McCain “How do we beat the bitch?”

McCain responded, “That’s an excellent question.”  The “bitch” that McCain and his supporter were speaking of was Hillary Clinton.

McCain later said that he “respected” Clinton and then used the video of the “bitch” exchange as a campaign tool to attract campaign donations.

It’s unclear whether the “bitch” comment was meant to attract money from women-haters or people who thought that McCain was somehow defending Clinton or both.

McCain has a history of violence toward women:

This comes from a recent news report from McClatchy Newspapers, and was excerpted at the Huffington Post, among other news sources.

Six people present have written statements describing what they saw. According to the accounts, McCain waved his hand to shoo away Jeannette Jenkins, whose cousin was last seen in South Vietnam in 1970, causing her to hit a wall.

As McCain continued walking, Jane Duke Gaylor, the mother of another missing serviceman, approached the senator. Gaylor, in a wheelchair equipped with portable oxygen, stretched her arms toward McCain.

“McCain stopped, glared at her, raised his left arm ready to strike her, composed himself and pushed the wheelchair away from him,” according to Eleanor Apodaca, the sister of an Air Force captain missing since 1967.

***McCain voted against the Equal Pay for Equal Work Act that would have required women to be paid an amount equal to men when working the same job at the same place.***

McCain suggested to his wife, in front of a big crowd of bikers, that she, Cindy McCain, enter into the biker striptease contest, where women take off their clothes and draw cheers from the crowd.  McCain said to the press, “I told her [Cindy] with a little luck that she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip,” McCain said.

McCain has a history of snapping at and disrespecting female reporters for various reasons, sometimes because they wrote something that he disagreed with.

McCain cursed out a woman who was testifying before the Senate.  She was a supporter of prisoners of war in Vietnam. His string of curse words lasted for minutes before he finally stormed out of the chamber.

After Cindy teased McCain about his balding scalp, McCain called her a “cunt” in public in a rageful tantrum.  Witnesses reported this incident, according to Cliff Schecter, author of The Real McCain. “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt,” said McCain.

But perhaps McCain’s greatest act of sexism is making the accusation of sexism a joke.  By accusing Obama of being sexist when he obviously is not, by saying that an Obama comment is sexist when it is obvious even to Bill O’Reilly that it is not, this makes people question the sincerity of any discussion of REAL sexism, such as that that occurs when a woman is paid less than a man for the same work at the same place of employment.

McCain voted against equal pay for equal work – women will have to work twice as hard to get the message out: If McCain is elected, U.S. Congresswoman Gwen Moore said, “no one is going to suffer more than women.”

And one of my favorite people in the whole wide world – Stephanie Cutter

I’m done now. For real.

Time to move on.

When Your Barracuda Snark Bites You In the Butt

Meet my friend Nerdette.

Oh, and Governor Palin…Heart called. They want their song back.

And step away from the Detroit Red Wings sweater.

I mean it.

Or I’ll have to bust out my math on just how much money it takes to be a hockey mom. What with ice time and equipment and all. I’ll have to talk about how it’s the most expensive sport for a kid to play and how most American families couldn’t possibly afford to let their children be rink rats. You know, it’s kind of elitist, really. (thanks to my hockey playing dad for reminding me)