“Um. Oh. Yes. I see, honey”
“Mommy! Mommy! It’s BIG -like a stick!”
“Yes, Yes…I see. But let’s not show that to anyone, ok?”
“But WHY, Mommy?”
“Because some things we keep private. And you keep your penis private, you don’t show it to anyone. It stays in your underwear.”
“But WHY don’t we show it?”
“Because we don’t.”
“Can I show my arm?”
“Yes, just not your penis.”
“Can I show my dumptruck?”
“Yes, just not your penis.”
“WHY can’t I show my penis???”
I’m out of answers. Anyone? Anyone?
He’s 3. “Private” makes no sense to him. At all.
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