A Parenting Service Announcement, From the Queen

…in Haiku

Two plums for the Count
Two flats of blueberries too
Poop. Floor. House. Please stop.

Kaiser grocery store
Queen’s handwriting lunatic
CARROTS not CORNNUTS

6 thoughts on “A Parenting Service Announcement, From the Queen

  1. Violet the Verbose

    Oh I feel your pain, sister! Two weeks ago Sweet Pea ate WAY too many prune plums at my sister’s house & dripped all over the carpet – had to have Slipshod bring the carpet cleaner over… Oh the joys of motherhood! hee hee

  2. Violet the Verbose

    I’m only laughing because I figure you’ve got it cleaned up by now… ha ha ha! YUCK. So sorry.

    Dudette, I’m SO stoked for you about the Peanut pooping on the potty! I’m hoping so hard that in a couple years The Bug will potty train WAY quicker than her sister.

    But Sweet Pea’s doing great now – I’m very proud and excited. :o)

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