The Next Alex P. Keaton

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I don’t know where he gets it. Count Waffles the Terrible, who is all of 4 and a half years old is a quick study. After suffering yet another sibling indignity (his sister stole a car out of his hands) he declares, “Mom, can we just have a ‘no hot wheels for Hala’ policy in the house?”

Actually, I just posted this because it’s exactly the kind of thing I’m sure would drive Bill Maher crazy. Mommy drivel. I just might talk about potty training next. Lord knows if you’re not talking about Iraq or fill-in-the-blank political scandal you can’t possibly be making a difference in the world or understand satire.

Bitter much?

Well, that and my kid is cute as hell.

10 thoughts on “The Next Alex P. Keaton”

  1. april

    He is pretty freaking cute…my son would ask for the same policy…but we’d probably make fun of him because he’s 7 and the daughter is only 2. She takes cars from him left and right. I guess in his defense, he knows that if he retaliates, he’ll get into some SERIOUS trouble.

  4. dana

    He is definitely cute as hell. It’s the carefree hair. I love it. (Actually I’m jealous that I have to actually do my hair if I wanna look darn cute!)

  6. Violet the Verbose

    Omigod I just want to squeeze him! But he looks like he might push me away if I tried that. ha ha! Maybe he’d let Sweet Pea squeeze him? That’s so funny about the policy – Sweet Pea has asked for similar but never went as far as to specify that she wanted a POLICY. ha ha ha! Count Waffles is too smart for his own britches – and he hadn’t even made it past the front porch on the first day of school.

  9. Cissy

    Very cute kiddo.

    Bill Maher, Do you get the feeling he was this ugly kid with no friends OR girlfriends in high school. Maybe that’s why he’s so bitter.

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