From the category archives:

Hippo Diet

An open letter to pollsters, stat takers, and survey pimps

by Queen of Spain on January 19, 2008 · 15 comments

My Hippo Ass, part 3

by Queen of Spain on April 6, 2007 · 22 comments

The post in which I admit I need help

by Queen of Spain on October 9, 2006 · 38 comments

…that she wore for the first time today

by Queen of Spain on August 12, 2006 · 21 comments